fuckyeahfunnythings:

FUNNIEST THING EVER

vintagewonderland:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

ohfuckyeahmemes:

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thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: So it turns out Smashing Pumpkins bassist Nicole Fiorentino is one of the two girls on the cover of Siamese Dream. According to frontman Billy Corgan, “she didn’t want us to know because she thought maybe we wouldn’t let her be in the band.”

I couldn’t love this more if it were hooked up to an Electrified Love-This-More machine.

[@billy / photo: mtv.]

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, In India of the Day: I’m not 100% on this, but I’m pretty sure that name is already taken.

[techgoss / gos.]

thedailywhat:

Scare Tactic of the Day: We’ve secretly sicced a gorilla on a group of NFL prospects exercising in a sandpit.

Let’s see what happens.

[thanks cw!]

thedailywhat:

Amazing Water Trick of the Day: Before you clamor with accusations of fraudulence and homosexuality, you should know that I tried this myself, and it does indeed work.

All you need is lots of practice, and an uncompromising suspension of disbelief.

[b3ta.]

thedailywhat:

Epic Story Time of the Day: “I Crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake”: LA musician PAZ tells the thrilling tale of how he crashed Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday party (oh, btw, Paris Hilton is 30-year-old today) and stole a $2000 birthday cake from under her surgically-enhanced nose.

Its getting late. As the party thins out, I glance toward cakeville and realize not a slice of frosted deliciousness has been served. “What’s the deal with the cake?” I finally ask one of the waiters. “Oh that red one? They’ll probably just throw it out…”

I am Jack’s incredulous stomach.

It was at this inebriated moment I decided no one was going to waste $2000 worth of anything on my watch.

The rest, with delicious photo goodness, is here.

[paz.]